Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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