i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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