I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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