No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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