I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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