i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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