do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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