he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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