i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i was born a porn star she said
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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