i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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