Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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