I'm really into asian looking animals
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Actions speak louder than pants.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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