We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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