just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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