She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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