I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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