Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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