it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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