There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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