Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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