it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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