Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm too high and old for this...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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