it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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