Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so let's talk penis.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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