after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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