You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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