Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
