She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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