Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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