UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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