For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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