yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
