You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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