8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I understand Curling. That high.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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