I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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