i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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