I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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