Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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