forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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