North Korea, Best Korea!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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