shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
