I hope mine doesn't look like that
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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