Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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