And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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