This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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