So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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