i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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