but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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