READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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