I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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