My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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