I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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I will pee on everything he values.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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