Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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