I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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