I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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